| Writer's Block: Conversion Rate |
[Jun. 17th, 2009|09:53 am] |
I dumped Christianity years ago because it's faulty, it's pushed by pompous TV evangelists that are frauds charlatans and snake oil salesmen.
I also read the Bible and after that it was pretty easy to see it's just a bunch of fairy tales to scare little children into becoming good Evangelist Nazis.
The theme it simple: stone or burn to death anyone that doesn't think like you do.
Screw that.
Yes, there is some good passages but all the killing outweighs the good.
No thanks!
I have something better than that creepy stuff now and it ain't Islam or Judeaism.
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| Decisions, decisions! |
[Jun. 16th, 2009|11:38 am] |
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...to BP or not to BP....that is the question!
Whether tis nobler to go with BP and Invigorate...or switch to the
Shell enriched with nitrogen!
Must give us pause....to refresh our fuel systems!
Shell gasoline sheaths the slings and arrows of outragous fortune and cushions the thousand natural shocks that pistons are air to..
Alas....poor BP.....I knew him well....
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If Shakespeare were alive today he'd turn over in his grave. Yup.
*dives under a heavy couch*
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| You humans are stupid, stupid stupid! |
[Jun. 14th, 2009|09:42 am] |
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Direct TV isn't complaining and using the situation to maximum advantage for selling their
dish service that craps out in heavy rain storms.
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Oh yah. You also will usually need a NEW ANTENNA (UHF) if you dont have one already along with that magic digital box.
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It all started as a frequency grab by the FCC and when the OEM's found out they could make a bundle by ramrodding this new tech up our collective butts, they all started funneling cash into congress and
viola! Here we are.
Might as well enjoy the idiot box now. :)
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http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/06/13/digital.TV/index.html |
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| Writer's Block: Raving about Rants |
[Jun. 11th, 2009|12:04 pm] |
I abhor violence!
The perpetrators should be hung upside down by their thumbs, have their ears stapled together and boiled in oil.
That will give us time to decide how we can hurt 'em.
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| Writer's Block: Last Meal |
[Jun. 10th, 2009|06:11 am] |
Steaks Diane with steamed veggies and baked potato.
Bananas Foster for dessert!
Or 36 oz. New England Lobster/ Alaskan King Crab with same
veggies and same dessert.
Yep. That will work!
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| God, the world and society all hate me. FTA. |
[Jun. 8th, 2009|11:30 am] |
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FTA. Fuck Them All.
I am royally pissed and rightfully so.
I use Skype.
I get a call last night from an "undisclosed number" while I was out and it faithfully took down the voice mail for me.
Ok...
I listened to it and it was from Technosource. They had a job for me and would like a call back.
Ok...
I pull up Skype again this morning and the message is gone!
No, I didn't even delete it either!
Between the two companies I can't call Technosource back to follow up a job lead.
Jeesus H. Fuck. If someone doesn't do something right in this world I'm going to starve to death!
Thanks, Skype and Technosource FOR NOTHING!!
I hope you all rot in Hell with only a pile of shit for company.
Next time I get a voice mail I'll know I need to scribble down the info since their SOFTWARE CAN'T HOLD ANYTHING OVERNIGHT!!
Cheers and have a nice day!
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| Writer's Block: Regrets Only |
[Jun. 5th, 2009|09:22 am] |
I'm an animal and I feel regret too.
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I don't think some critters like sharks feel regret though unless it's from eating that last army boot that was floating around....
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