| Writer's Block: Change is good |
[Nov. 4th, 2009|10:02 pm] |
Major life transition?
Already in the works. Not posting it here though since no one needs to have my life history inflicted on them.
'Nuff said.
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| Writer's Block: Time traveler |
[Nov. 1st, 2009|03:15 pm] |
No thanks! I must refer you to Professor Membrane's lecture on time travel.
"Only a complete IDIOT would do that!"
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| Writer's Block: Would you talk to the dead? |
[Oct. 31st, 2009|08:44 am] |
Nope. Never did a seance. Why would dead folks want to talk to us anyway?
That's why they died in the first place...to *get away* from this shithole world.
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| Writer's Block: Nature or nurture |
[Oct. 28th, 2009|09:48 am] |
Everyone knows that the CIA controls all the populace by microwaves with satellites in geosynchronous orbit.
*passes out tinfoil hats*
(Falls over backwards laughing!!*
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| Writer's Block: Bucket list |
[Oct. 18th, 2009|10:55 am] |
Heehee!
I would definitely set up a dictatorship of the proletariat that would start by hanging all the major corporate CEO's of the Banking & Finance industry, oil and auto industry.
Then I could install all the sensible folks of my own choosing that would implement a plan to clean up this stinking planet and stabilize the economy with gold based currency (again!)
A crash program to convert all energy sources to hydrogen, fusion, wind, renewable vegetable oil (switch grass & algae and solar power.
That would pretty much end most incentives for wars. Yay! :)
Oil is too valuable to piss away by burning it all.
Nuclear power plants will be shut down and dismantled. The employees will be shuttled to clean energy sources so they won't be just fired/laid off. (unless they are like Homer Simpson) :)
The existing government can be retained as a powerless figurehead but they will be limited in salary to less than $45,000 each and the penalty for influence peddling will be swift and severe. Hanging by neck from the yard arm, being shot repeatedly, keel hauled and then boiled in oil.
...And that's just to give us time to figure out ways to hurt them.
Once my dynasty is installed the people will all prosper and love their benevolent ruling class so much that rebellion would be out of the question.
Then again.............NAAAH...No one would go for it.
*runs off giggling*
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| Writer's Block: Gone Too Far |
[Oct. 10th, 2009|12:38 pm] |
A friend of mine and his whole family were all wiped out by a drunk driver at an intersection.
I'm not exactly a MADD member but I think DUI & vehicular homicides should get life in prison with no bail or any parole.
Strike one. You're out. |
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| I can has work! |
[Aug. 26th, 2009|04:36 pm] |
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Yay!
I just got the call to report for work on Monday morning!
It's part time database programming job but it'll work for now!
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| There are few things nastier.... |
[Aug. 26th, 2009|04:03 pm] |
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Today I went in to use a public bathroom.
....
Someone had eaten breakfast and barfed all their milk & rice krispies in the toilet ,down over the sides and on the floor.
"So", thinks I," Guess I better wash my hands and get out"
nope.
They blew the rest of their cerial into the sink.
Needless to say I found another bathroom to use.
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| Writer's Block: Tips for a Beautiful Body |
[Aug. 24th, 2009|10:05 am] |
Don't smoke or even use tobacco.
I talked to a guy this week who was only 2 years older than I and he looks like he is already 100 years old.
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| Writer's Block: And the Apple Goes To |
[Aug. 17th, 2009|09:29 am] |
None of them. They all hated my guts.
Normally this wouldn't be so bad but I didn't even do anything to deserve that.
Go figure.
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| Writer's Block: Proven by Science |
[Aug. 12th, 2009|02:35 pm] |
Of course foolish humans!
Any properly researched magic is indiscernable from science!
So there. Myah! =^.^= |
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| Writer's Block: Commercial Appeal |
[Aug. 11th, 2009|03:19 pm] |
Back in the dark depths of time..before there were Transformers there was
Robot Commando by Ideal Toys.
Wowsers!
Cool commercial even though it was a real hunk of garbage that was
blatantly misrepresented! Shame.
On Saturday mornings they hammered kids with this crap endlessly!
It took 8 'D' size batteries and broke down a lot.
It cost $19.95 in 1961 dollars (do the inflation)
Now it is a much sought after collector's item. Ironic...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_awi5nS7w8Y |
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