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Writer's Block: Love is deaf

2010-01-07T01:46:07Z

Could you spend the rest of your life with someone who had horrific taste in music? How important is it to you to share your love of music with a good friend or romantic partner?

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I would have no problem with that.
I'd just hook their headphones up to the 180w stereo and blow their brains out.

End of problem! (please see disclaimer)

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Writer's Block: Reflections

2009-12-29T12:38:23Z

What are your fondest memories of 2009? What were the low points? All told, what were the most significant events of 2009? Do you wish you could do it all over again?

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Year of Maximum Suckage.
It sucked so bad it could not suck any worse!

Have a nice day now!

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Writer's Block: Tonight, tonight

2009-12-24T23:04:47Z

If you celebrate Christmas, what will you do this evening? If you don't, will you still do something festive or is it just another night?

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Christmas? Bah! Humbug!

Writer's Block: You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!

2009-12-23T00:09:38Z

Are there any classic holiday movies or TV shows that you look forward to watching year after year? What are your all-time favorites? Are there any you simply can't stand?

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How the Grinch stole Christmas. (Animated by Chuck Jones & narrated by Boris Karloff)
(the only good version!!)

I dunno where they got that remade piece of crap with Jim Carrey
directed by Ron Howard. What was that? It didn't even stick to the book at all.
Bleah.

Still think the economy is getting better?

2009-12-16T04:20:56Z

Not for a while yet....

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Writer's Block: Friends for a Day

2009-12-13T13:22:39Z

If you could hang out with any movie character for a day, whom would you choose as your sidekick?

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Defintely Invader Zim & Gir.

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Today I am mad. :P

2009-12-06T02:14:28Z

Everything was going fine and then my hubcap went AWOL.
Not just any hubcap. This was on my Honda Accord since 1991.
Meh. Dunno when I'll be able to buy a new one.
*sigh*

Writer's Block: Get everything you care about, all in one place.

2009-11-21T23:39:45Z

With so much information on the Web, how do you stay organized online?

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Organized? What do those taste like? :)

Writer's Block: Daily Internet routine

2009-11-21T00:20:09Z

What's your daily internet "routine"?

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The earth is flat, Man did not go to the moon and the internet does not exist!

:)

Writer's Block: Book review

2009-11-19T01:31:49Z

What (if any) books would you ban from a high school library? Are there certain subjects that you feel are inappropriate for teenagers regardless of literary merit?

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Lets see:
The Holy Bible (all versions), The Queran (Koran,whatever), The Talmud, and of course, Dianetics by L.Ron Hubbard.

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Writer's Block: Gifted Ideas

2009-11-18T02:08:00Z

What’s the perfect gift to give to the person who has everything?

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I dunno, prolly an anvil and a rubber hammer.

:)

Writer's Block: Name your talent

2009-11-15T21:37:05Z

If you could have one extraordinary talent, what would you choose and why?

Submitted By blackhole12

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Hmm. Lets see....prolly,the power to cloud men's minds....oh, wait!...
I can already do that!!

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Writer's Block: If these walls could talk

2009-11-12T12:10:50Z

Would you rent or buy the home of your dreams if a brutal murder had taken place there? What if you got to live there rent-free? Would you think twice if neighbors warned you that it was haunted?

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Me? Afraid of that cute little headless ghost that uses a butcher knife on it's victims? Naw, I just call Ghost Busters! =^.^=

Writer's Block: Play it again, Sam

2009-11-12T02:48:13Z

If you could only listen to one CD for the rest of your life, what would you choose and why?

Submitted By lexxyloser

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Dumb question. That's like choosing a ringtone song for your phone.
So the question should be what songs do you really want to hate forever after you have heard them for the 1,000th time?

:)

Writer's Block: Famous last words

2009-11-10T11:51:43Z

If you were close to death, what would you choose for your last words? To whom would you want to say them?

Submitted By whoismarion

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Rosebud!
(no one in particular) :)

Writer's Block: Instant attraction

2009-11-10T00:31:43Z

Do you think romantic chemistry is instant or evolving? Have you ever given someone a second (or third) chance and lived to regret it? Have you ever fallen in love with someone you didn't particularly like or desire at first?

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Romance is for the weak minded.
I give everyone the same number of chances that I always got.
Strike one, you're out.
:)
Answer #3. See answer #1.

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Writer's Block: Change is good

2009-11-05T03:04:29Z

If you could change one major thing about your life, whether a relationship, your job, your living situation, your school, etc., what would it be? Are you currently working toward a serious life transition?

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Major life transition?
Already in the works. Not posting it here though since no one needs to have my life history inflicted on them.

'Nuff said.

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Writer's Block: Time traveler

2009-11-01T20:16:44Z

If you could go back in time to another decade, which decade would you choose and why? Would you want to return or stay there? What if you could bring one other person with you?

Submitted By iammeanttolive

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No thanks! I must refer you to Professor Membrane's lecture on time travel.

"Only a complete IDIOT would do that!"

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Writer's Block: Would you talk to the dead?

2009-10-31T12:46:17Z

Have you ever participated in a seance? If not, would you consider it? What spirit would you summon and what question would you ask them? Do you believe we can get messages from the dead?

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Nope. Never did a seance. Why would dead folks want to talk to us anyway?
That's why they died in the first place...to *get away* from this shithole world.

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Writer's Block: Nature or nurture

2009-10-28T13:50:56Z

Do you think your moods are controlled by your brain chemistry or that your brain chemistry dictates your moods? Do you believe people are born with particular emotional temperaments or that they are primarily shaped by environmental factors?

Submitted By abelincoln1864

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Everyone knows that the CIA controls all the populace by microwaves with satellites in geosynchronous orbit.

*passes out tinfoil hats*

(Falls over backwards laughing!!*

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Writer's Block: Ohhh, baby

2009-10-20T16:40:35Z

If your best friend asked you OR your partner to help you conceive a child, would you consider it? How do you think it would affect your friendship and your relationship?

Submitted By moho2987

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Dear Best Friend,
Take a long hike on a short pier.
That is all.

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Writer's Block: Bucket list

2009-10-18T15:12:17Z

If you found out you only had six months left to live, what would you do with the rest of your life? Do you have a "bucket list"?

Submitted By prototypic

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Heehee!
I would definitely set up a dictatorship of the proletariat that would start by hanging all the major corporate CEO's of the Banking & Finance industry, oil and auto industry.
Then I could install all the sensible folks of my own choosing that would implement a plan to clean up this stinking planet and stabilize the economy with gold based currency (again!)
A crash program to convert all energy sources to hydrogen, fusion, wind, renewable vegetable oil (switch grass & algae and solar power.
That would pretty much end most incentives for wars. Yay! :)
Oil is too valuable to piss away by burning it all.
Nuclear power plants will be shut down and dismantled. The employees will be shuttled to clean energy sources so they won't be just fired/laid off. (unless they are like Homer Simpson) :)

The existing government can be retained as a powerless figurehead but they will be limited in salary to less than $45,000 each and the penalty for influence peddling will be swift and severe. Hanging by neck from the yard arm, being shot repeatedly, keel hauled and then boiled in oil.
...And that's just to give us time to figure out ways to hurt them.

Once my dynasty is installed the people will all prosper and love their benevolent ruling class so much that rebellion would be out of the question.

Then again.............NAAAH...No one would go for it.

*runs off giggling*

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Writer's Block: Come here often?

2009-10-17T14:34:27Z

What's the best pick-up line you ever heard (or tried)? What's the worst? If you're instantly attracted to someone, will a stupid pick-up line dampen your interest?

Submitted By downfall35

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"Hi, sweet cheeks! Come here often?"

Arrrrgh!
Why don't I ever have my gun when this happens?

:P
I guess I will just have to be satisfied with kicking their nuts up their butt.

Writer's Block: Gone Too Far

2009-10-10T16:41:46Z

What is the scariest incident with drugs or alcohol you’ve witnessed or personally experienced? How did it change you?

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A friend of mine and his whole family were all wiped out by a drunk driver at an intersection.
I'm not exactly a MADD member but I think DUI & vehicular homicides should get life in prison with no bail or any parole.
Strike one. You're out.

Writer's Block: Improving the Way We Eat

2009-09-21T20:01:37Z

How could the way we eat improve in the future?

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preferably through an IV.

*giggles!!*