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Writer's Block: Get everything you care about, all in one place. [Nov. 21st, 2009|06:39 pm]
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With so much information on the Web, how do you stay organized online?

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Organized? What do those taste like? :)
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Writer's Block: Daily Internet routine [Nov. 20th, 2009|07:20 pm]
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What's your daily internet "routine"?

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The earth is flat, Man did not go to the moon and the internet does not exist!

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Writer's Block: Book review [Nov. 18th, 2009|08:31 pm]
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What (if any) books would you ban from a high school library? Are there certain subjects that you feel are inappropriate for teenagers regardless of literary merit?


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Lets see:
The Holy Bible (all versions), The Queran (Koran,whatever), The Talmud, and of course, Dianetics by L.Ron Hubbard.

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Writer's Block: Gifted Ideas [Nov. 17th, 2009|09:08 pm]
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What’s the perfect gift to give to the person who has everything?

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I dunno, prolly an anvil and a rubber hammer.

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Writer's Block: Name your talent [Nov. 15th, 2009|04:37 pm]
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If you could have one extraordinary talent, what would you choose and why?

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Hmm. Lets see....prolly,the power to cloud men's minds....oh, wait!...
I can already do that!!

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Writer's Block: If these walls could talk [Nov. 12th, 2009|07:09 am]
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Would you rent or buy the home of your dreams if a brutal murder had taken place there? What if you got to live there rent-free? Would you think twice if neighbors warned you that it was haunted?


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Me? Afraid of that cute little headless ghost that uses a butcher knife on it's victims? Naw, I just call Ghost Busters! =^.^=
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Writer's Block: Play it again, Sam [Nov. 11th, 2009|09:46 pm]
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If you could only listen to one CD for the rest of your life, what would you choose and why?

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Dumb question. That's like choosing a ringtone song for your phone.
So the question should be what songs do you really want to hate forever after you have heard them for the 1,000th time?

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Writer's Block: Famous last words [Nov. 10th, 2009|06:51 am]
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If you were close to death, what would you choose for your last words? To whom would you want to say them?

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Rosebud!
(no one in particular) :)
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Writer's Block: Instant attraction [Nov. 9th, 2009|07:28 pm]
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Do you think romantic chemistry is instant or evolving? Have you ever given someone a second (or third) chance and lived to regret it? Have you ever fallen in love with someone you didn't particularly like or desire at first?


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Romance is for the weak minded.
I give everyone the same number of chances that I always got.
Strike one, you're out.
:)
Answer #3. See answer #1.

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Writer's Block: Change is good [Nov. 4th, 2009|10:02 pm]
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If you could change one major thing about your life, whether a relationship, your job, your living situation, your school, etc., what would it be? Are you currently working toward a serious life transition?


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Major life transition?
Already in the works. Not posting it here though since no one needs to have my life history inflicted on them.

'Nuff said.

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Writer's Block: Time traveler [Nov. 1st, 2009|03:15 pm]
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If you could go back in time to another decade, which decade would you choose and why? Would you want to return or stay there? What if you could bring one other person with you?

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No thanks! I must refer you to Professor Membrane's lecture on time travel.

"Only a complete IDIOT would do that!"

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Writer's Block: Would you talk to the dead? [Oct. 31st, 2009|08:44 am]
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Have you ever participated in a seance? If not, would you consider it? What spirit would you summon and what question would you ask them? Do you believe we can get messages from the dead?


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Nope. Never did a seance. Why would dead folks want to talk to us anyway?
That's why they died in the first place...to *get away* from this shithole world.

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Writer's Block: Nature or nurture [Oct. 28th, 2009|09:48 am]
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Do you think your moods are controlled by your brain chemistry or that your brain chemistry dictates your moods? Do you believe people are born with particular emotional temperaments or that they are primarily shaped by environmental factors?

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Everyone knows that the CIA controls all the populace by microwaves with satellites in geosynchronous orbit.

*passes out tinfoil hats*

(Falls over backwards laughing!!*

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Writer's Block: Ohhh, baby [Oct. 20th, 2009|12:39 pm]
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If your best friend asked you OR your partner to help you conceive a child, would you consider it? How do you think it would affect your friendship and your relationship?

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Dear Best Friend,
Take a long hike on a short pier.
That is all.

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Writer's Block: Bucket list [Oct. 18th, 2009|10:55 am]
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If you found out you only had six months left to live, what would you do with the rest of your life? Do you have a "bucket list"?

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Heehee!
I would definitely set up a dictatorship of the proletariat that would start by hanging all the major corporate CEO's of the Banking & Finance industry, oil and auto industry.
Then I could install all the sensible folks of my own choosing that would implement a plan to clean up this stinking planet and stabilize the economy with gold based currency (again!)
A crash program to convert all energy sources to hydrogen, fusion, wind, renewable vegetable oil (switch grass & algae and solar power.
That would pretty much end most incentives for wars. Yay! :)
Oil is too valuable to piss away by burning it all.
Nuclear power plants will be shut down and dismantled. The employees will be shuttled to clean energy sources so they won't be just fired/laid off. (unless they are like Homer Simpson) :)

The existing government can be retained as a powerless figurehead but they will be limited in salary to less than $45,000 each and the penalty for influence peddling will be swift and severe. Hanging by neck from the yard arm, being shot repeatedly, keel hauled and then boiled in oil.
...And that's just to give us time to figure out ways to hurt them.

Once my dynasty is installed the people will all prosper and love their benevolent ruling class so much that rebellion would be out of the question.

Then again.............NAAAH...No one would go for it.

*runs off giggling*

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Writer's Block: Come here often? [Oct. 17th, 2009|10:31 am]
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Writer's Block: Gone Too Far [Oct. 10th, 2009|12:38 pm]
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What is the scariest incident with drugs or alcohol you’ve witnessed or personally experienced? How did it change you?

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A friend of mine and his whole family were all wiped out by a drunk driver at an intersection.
I'm not exactly a MADD member but I think DUI & vehicular homicides should get life in prison with no bail or any parole.
Strike one. You're out.
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Writer's Block: Improving the Way We Eat [Sep. 21st, 2009|04:00 pm]
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How could the way we eat improve in the future?

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preferably through an IV.

*giggles!!*
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Writer's Block: On the (Job) Hunt [Sep. 15th, 2009|03:45 pm]
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What's the hardest part about looking for a new job?

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A bonehead can figure that one out.
The hard part is *GETTING* the job!

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Writer's Block: Clock Punching [Aug. 28th, 2009|02:36 pm]
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What was your first job?


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I was paid to throw newspapers. :)
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